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May 23 2018

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trevanterhodes:

No. I done seen good, and you ain’t it.

Reposted bySkydelan Skydelan

spookyscaryspoony:

The four different types of tarot readings

1.) You ask your deck a question. It gives you the complete opposite of what you want.

2.) MTV Roasts: starring you and your tarot deck.

3.) Me: hey tarot, I need to know what steps I should take in order to do the thing.

Tarot: You should do the thing.

4.) You draw five death cards. You only have one deck.

definitelynotrakan:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

SUGAR DEMON

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rowantheexplorer:

smarterest:

jdmsrovia:

fucking flamed

I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”

What?”

What time is it?”

What? What do you mean—why?”

Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”

“Oh my god.”

“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”

“Tony—“

“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”

That whole thing deserved to be in the movie.

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thehollowkidvg:

brainuntamed:

This may seem like a bizarre thing to focus on, but how many gems do you think Pink has seen Blue and Yellow shatter over the years?

I ask because I kind of suspect this may have had something to do with her perception that Blue and Yellow wouldn’t care, or wouldn’t be too affected.

From what little we’ve seen of Homeworld, it kind of seems like anyone who isn’t a Diamond isn’t really cared about in the way that Pink Diamond is. It seems like any kind of disobedience or defiance is often met with shattering. 

Not only that, but the Diamonds don’t really seem to be all that affected by it when they decide to shatter someone. Yellow Diamond certainly didn’t hesitate to tell that Nephrite she was speaking to that she would shatter the whole crew for their disobedience. Blue Diamond didn’t hesitate to call for Ruby’s execution when she fused with Sapphire.

Pink’s conclusion that the other Diamonds wouldn’t care likely didn’t come from some melodramatic idea that her moms didn’t love her. It likely came from her seeing them shatter countless other gems without shedding a tear.

OH MY GOODNESS THAT’S A SOLID POINT PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE

captainsnoop:

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”

tumblrrr:

winter-treats:

angel-withheart:

tumblrrr:

yunglupeonthetrack:

tumblrrr:

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

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thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

colorblindness can be such a loss on the person’s part

you never know what you might have lossed

sadoeconomist:

porko-rosso:

pukicho:

Oh boy.

OH BOY

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frettedwithgoldenfire:

tumblr has had its share of strange moments, but I don’t think ‘popular musician defends her billionaire boyfriend from (true) allegations of union-busting’ could happen here

lucretias-journal:

Entry #92

Fuck.

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cavehome:

How I look in my minds eye

cascadiarch:

princessvexus:

more-notes-than-you:

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

The unforgiving serengeti claims another individualist.

Me after I spend the night with my Monster Boyfriend

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